Conversation In The Car

What do you say to this?

Timothy: Mom?

Me: Yes, Tim?

Timothy: Where did humans come from?

Me: God created man.

Timothy: Where did He get all the meat and bones from?

Me: I don't know. He made them?

Timothy: OK. God made the universe too, right?

Me: Yes.

Timothy: Where did he get all the stars and planets and stuff?

Me: I don't know. He made them?

Timothy: Man! God can do anything! I wish I could be God. I'd make some more planets and stuff so scientists could research them.

And that folks, is quick thinking at its best. I hope I come up with better answers for the where-d0-babies-come-from question.

Timothy: Mom, where do babies come from?

Me: I don't know. God made them?