His Calling: A Comedian

Last night while preparing to go to bed:

The house was quiet and dark. I was just finishing up last minute things before heading upstairs. Tim came into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. As he was rummaging around inside, Becky came out of her room and into the kitchen. I didn't pay much attention, but all of a sudden, Tim stood up straight, perfectly still, with a worried look on his face.

I asked him what was wrong. His actions made it seem as if something was wrong.

His eyes darted in my direction, big and scared.

He said, "Shhhhhh......if you don't move, she can't see you."

Becky slapped him upside his head, and I laughed until tears streamed down my face.