Showing posts with label birds and the bees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birds and the bees. Show all posts

The Birds and the Bees

The discussion in the car on the way home tonight turned to the birds and the bees. I wanted to make sure our youngest (now 11 and very curious) knew what it was and how it all worked. I was trying to get him to tell me what he knew, rather than me telling him everything I know.

Mike decided to lighten the mood with this:

"If you feel something stirring in your pants, hit it with a ruler."

It was hard (no pun intended) to continue the conversation after that.

I've ordered Mike to continue with the discussion at a later date, mano y mano.