What Do You Want For Christmas?

My mom is such an over-achiever.

I hate her.

No, I don't. I'm just jealous because I cannot seem to get motivated like her. She called me last night to ask me what I wanted for Christmas this year. I was like, "What? It's only July!"  She was all, "Yeah, I know, but I like to get an early start and if I see something on sale, I can go ahead and get it."

So, I told her I wanted diamonds. Diamond earrings, diamond rings and diamond necklaces. I don't believe she appreciated by sarcasm, so I just told her to surprise me. It's way too early to start thinking about Christmas gifts already. Shoot, I don't start thinking about buying Christmas gifts until at least........December 23rd.