It's a Telefunken Kind of Christmas

It's a little late in the game, seeing as it's Christmas Eve, but if you have a singer in your midst, the telefunken m80 at guitar center makes a great gift. Reproducing and amplifying the voice for perfect sound quality, this little gem is a must-have for anyone who wishes their voice to be heard. I'm guessing it would be a great addition for those singing in seedy bars and nightclubs to get their songs heard over the crowds of people who show up to hear you sing.

You know, I'd buy one for myself, but the family has already told me not to quit my day job. I'm not entirely sure why they say that because I have the voice of an angel.

No, really I do. It brings tears to the eyes of everyone who's ever heard me sing. :)