Getting Too Old For This S**t

Now I know why elderly people move to Florida. I used to think I'd never get so old that the weather would affect where I lived. But guess what?

I'd move to Florida in a heartbeat if I could. Mike is the only thing holding me back. Hell, I should leave him and move anyway. It's just too damned cold here!

I don't leave the house for days, and I spend countless hours checking the thermostat to make sure it's warm enough in the house. If the temperature drops below 72 degrees, I'm cranking it up. Our heat bill is outrageous!

Hmm.....I wonder just how bad hurricane season is compared to a Wisconsin winter?