Messing With The Kids

I convinced that children were put on this Earth to entertain us adults. It's true. Imagine how boring life would be if there were no children to torment.

For example:

Becky: Mom, you know what I hate?

Me: What?

Becky: People who copy me.

She turns to go back into her bedroom.

Me: Well, you know what I hate?

Becky: What?

Me: People who copy me.

Becky: MOM!!!!!

I love messing with the children!