Guess I won't be needing a pair of riding boots anytime soon.
That's right. This One-Ton-Tessie ain't ridin' no mo' horses for a long time. Once was enough for me.
Picture a short, round woman on top of a large horse. It's not pretty. And the poor horse! He had to be hurting once I got off. He'll probably need at least 3 days to recoup. I felt so bad for the poor thing.
I felt like a big lump of jelly atop that horse, let me tell you. He'd move, and I'd jiggle.
Walk, walk, jiggle, jiggle. I felt like I should be holding my boobs and my fat down as we went along. I asked if there was any way to make him walk more smoothly, but alas, horses don't know how to walk smoothly. At least this one didn't.
Me and Horses Don't Agree
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Labels: equine riding equipment , horses , riding boots , riding horses
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