Oh, I Am Crazy. Let Me Count The Ways.

1. "Knock it off!"
2.."Stop jumping in the house!"
3. "Be quiet!"
4. "Stop hitting your sister!"
5. "Get off your brother! He can't breathe!"
6. "Stop yelling in the house!"
7. "No running in the house!"
8. "If you two can't get along, you're going to your rooms!"
9. "Stop harassing the dog! You're going to get bit!"
10. "Quit chasing the dog!"
11. "Turn the TV down!"
12. "Shut the door!"

School was cancelled today.
Need I say more?