Hey Honey!

This might be too much information, but it'll give you a little insight into what I deal with on a daily basis around here. Besides, it was kind of funny. Made me laugh, anyway.

It's really hot here. Has been for a couple of days now. In the upper eighties, with high humidity. You sweat just sitting watching TV. I really feel sorry for Mike and Tristan, working in the heat all day long. They come home just burning up and dead tired.

Anyway, Mike comes home from work tonight and takes a shower, thinking it would cool him off some. He gets out of the shower and says, "Hey Honey! I'm so hot, instead of shrinkage, I have hangage!"

Now first off, let me tell you, Mike likes to make up words to suit his point. This is nothing new. But the fact that he decided to share this little tidbit with me out of the blue, and be proud of it, was hilarious!

Things like this come out of his mouth all the time, so I shouldn't be surprised. But, you can't help but laugh when he grabs his chest because he has heartburn and says, "Oh, my scrotum hurts!" He means sternum, but totally thinks scrotum is the correct word. He just shrugs and says, "You know what I mean."

So, this is what I deal with on a daily basis. Some of it is on purpose, some isn't. You gotta love him either way!