You Know You're a Redneck Family When....

You get dressed in clothing covering every part of your body, spray yourself with mosquito spray, and head out into the back yard at 10:30 at night to pick nightcrawlers.

It rained most of the day today, so Mike put batteries in the flashlights, recruited the kids for his cause, and the four of them are out in the back yard looking for nightcrawlers for our fishing trip this Friday.

Me, the smart one, stayed behind in the garage, watching them as they bend over trying to catch the slippery little worms. Mike comes into the garage shaking his head, "They're quicker than I remember. I can't catch em."

To which I say, "Maybe you're just older than you remember."

So, Mike has given up already, but the kids are still at it. Tristan with the flashlight, Rebecca with the bucket (empty so far), and Timothy bent over, determined to catch at least one.