Yesterday in Walmart:
Mike: I have to fart.
Me: Ewww....we're in public....speeding up in an effort to escape the inevitable stink, so I'm not blamed for it.
Mike: Don't walk so fast. It'll come out faster.
Me: Faster? You can control how fast it comes out?
Mike: Sure. You just squeeze your butt cheeks together. And if you don't want it to come out at all, you just clench your cheeks together real tight. Then, it stays up there and explodes. It becomes a burp then, ya know.
Hmmm....I guess you learn things anywhere, anytime. Whether you want to or not.
How A Burp Becomes A Burp
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Sunday, February 14, 2010
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