I'll Strangle That SOB!

A little background first:

Mike and Tim are HUGE Brett Favre fans. Mike more so than Tim. They are both Packer fans as well as Vikings fans. There's none better.

Tim: I know what I want for Christmas this year.

Me: What do you want for Christmas, Sweetie?

Tim: A laptop.

Me: Well, I don't know about that. That's a pretty expensive gift, don't ya think?

Tim: Santa can make it happen. Or, if I can't have that, I want a Drew Brees jersey.

Mike: What?! I don't think so.

Tim: Santa will bring it if I ask for it.

Mike: I'll strangle that son-of-a-b***h!